Only blah people collect welfare though, right? So I guess it just *can’t* be the unemployment line...

I feel similarly about Rev. Pix Butt - it’s the Reverend that puts him over the top.

In the same vein, I feel like if Dr. Trentington Outhouse’s middle name had been included on the bracket, I would have given him more leeway, but....at the same time I don’t feel so bad about it given that his name may or may not even…

90s time:

Edgar Padilla and Carmelo Travieso
Souleymane Wane
AJ Bramlett
Alex Jensen
Eddie Elisma
H Waldman, Ervin Claggett and Scott Highmark
Petey Sessoms
Gimel Martinez
Ademola Okulaja
Antonio Reynolds-Dean
Dontae Jones
Heishmu Evans
AJ Granger
James Forrest

It'll bring all fans closer? Clever use of mean over median. 

Presumably the biological name for infant cardinals is now being changed from chicks to Goslings. 

If I were in the stands I would’ve been afraid Cadet Bone Spurs had actually done something to create a need for a real air raid siren

Sorry, the stars have already rotated around the earth and set for the night.

Those are fairly huge dinosaurs if that’s a contemporary silhouette.

how about pointing out that if abortion is murder, they can’t vote for republicans either, because those republicans are about to codify that they are okay with abortions before 20 weeks.

My browser’s being a little weird so forgive me if someone’s already said this one, but I immediately went with “jerk circle”

You know, like a circle jerk, except, their hands are too tiny to make that work, so....

I may just be missing it being mentioned in other comment(s), but not only will he not approve additional lifelong funding for these families, but he would approve of the dismantling of Obamacare. Which has its warts, sure, but was the first step in preventing insurers from excluding people due to pre-existing…