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I kind of wish they'd just cast her as Strange.

You had me at Tilda Swinton.

It’s only a matter of time before someone completes the game by flopping their flaccid penis across a keytar.

Or you can look at it as either you or your kids can play their Xbox One games elsewhere in the house when the main TV is already occupied. That’s how I’m using it and it works fantastic.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

if you can’t see the benefit of this then the feature wasn’t built for you, move on. not all features on the Xbox are going to be used by all. Their clearly was enough users asking for this and those are the users whom it was built for.

If by full functionality you mean everything you can do on an Xbox One, then yes. If you mean keyboard mouse support or other PC-centric capabilities, then no.

Another option:

This comment is just as played out as the scene in which it criticizes.

She’s right though. What does he owe the world? I don’t think she’s saying, “So have fun destroying it.” She’s saying, “Don’t worry about what people think of you. You stand up for your beliefs and you be your own person. You don’t owe them a thing.”

Q: How do you remove egg from your face?
A: You delete it from the internet.

I for one hate All Flags Equally. You are all Flaggots in my mind.

Nope, it strikes me as honest. It also makes sense from a business perspective.

How many contradictions can one person fit into a post?! lol...

Thanks for that, secured one finally.

Hey, do you think we can get Taylor Swift to tweet about this? Maybe she can get Microsoft to reverse their decision.

This should seriously be the top comment. This is like KFC releasing a statment that says, ‘Fuck fried chicken from the state of Kentucky!’

Yeah.. this article is actually posted on Gawker, I was thinking to myself... that’s what yall do...