It’s only a matter of time before someone completes the game by flopping their flaccid penis across a keytar.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

Another option:

Q: How do you remove egg from your face?
A: You delete it from the internet.

Nope, it strikes me as honest. It also makes sense from a business perspective.

How many contradictions can one person fit into a post?! lol...

Thanks for that, secured one finally.

I was lucky. When my girls were 8 (also have twins), they wanted to play Gears of War 2. They’re 14 now and never have been into the kiddie stuff. Ha ha! They still like Pokemon. But I have adult friends who still play Pokemon.

What doomguy’s helmet is based off of... and what master chief’s is based off

So... if we get the people crying about the visuals in Doom 4 in a room with the people who cried (and still cry, I assume) with the people who cried about the visuals in Diablo 3, do they just cancel each other out and cease to exist?

Man, am I the only one who is okay with the look of the new DOOM and is really excited about it?

NO! Stop it!!! It’s looks awesome already!!! Why do these so called ‘fans’ always feel the need to step in and ‘fix’ every games problems. Just shut up, sit down, and frag!

A Blur trailer?

Bethesda’s Doom was a failure? Woah there bruh.

You say this:
“DOOM - It had a shotgun and gore, yes, but it also looked slow.”

Oh c’mon. DOOM was a loser? I’m gonna have to highly disagree here. It looks amazing to me. It started off slow, but soon the heads were getting squashed and the gore was flying. This looks to me like it could be the Doom 3 everyone actually wanted that brings back the original formula of kicking ass and taking names…

Doom was on the Loser list but Fallout Shelter was a “Win”? That game looks amazing, screw that. I’d take Doom over a Mobile game any day.

Fuck the haters, Doom blew me away.

I think the doom demo was suppose to be slow to show off the environment. But i dont care, looks so simplistic and insanely fun. A true game changer to dark and serious fps games.