Instant coffee dissolves in cold water. A decent instant makes tasty cold coffee drinks.

What it stands for doesn’t matter. Laser stands for “light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation” but if you say it with an s sound instead of a z sound you’re gonna sound like an asshole.

different letter to convey

How do you pronounce SCUBA? Pay close attention to how you pronounce the U and the A. Then get back to me.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

This just further reinforces my theory that if you want to make a game where everything is solved by bullets or explosions, that you need to include a grappling hook, reusable parachute, and wingsuit.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

Significant gulf between a company openly paying (and not recriminating) an individual known for using racial slurs, and saying, “Hey, if you’re going to be part of our brand, maybe knock it off with the racist shitbaggery.”

You’re free to say whatever you want—but you are not free from the consequences of that speech.…

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

“BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK, BRENT!!!”

Seriously. That’s Madness.

“It was a big hit - and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.”
- Doctor’s discussing Emmitt Smith in concussion protocol.

Love take me down to the streets...

Bitch tell me again how you ain’t a hobbit?

not a digital watch with 24 hour time

Incalculable valid reasons to criticize the ever-living f*ck out of this dev, the fact that they’re likely from a non-English country isn’t one of them.

I don’t appreciate your ruse, ma’am.

It's an anti-motion trembler device. It's custom-made.