Meanwhile, if you want to see the whitest white, go to the RNC.

Finally the injustices done to the crocadiallians by global Cooling with be made right by global warming.

Planet of the Crocs! Meh! Not that scary.

The internal conflict of sitting there deciding “This time I’m going to keep cool, I’m not the asshole who’s going to pass in the right lane and try to force my way in at the very front” and then watching 10 cars do just that and the car in front of you slowing down to let them all in... I swear that one stretch of…

Nope... wrong movie... you meant the final scene from The Abyss:

Seller: I’d like a $1000. You’re not going to come by one of these again soon.

Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

Just getting the kids used to what their future holds.

Obviously, you attempt to swallow it unless you die. But if you manage to swallow it and live, you’re a total whore.

Finally! A swing that can hold my mother!

Pictured: a page from the worst coloring book ever.

Hat’s off to the pilots for diverting and getting the bird back on the ground. I’m actually genuinley curious though, how did they get into that mess in the first place? Was their wx radar on board INOP? Because, the last time I checked, you’re supposed to deviate around hail-producing cells. I could only imagine what…

There’s no shortage of tears falling off the cheeks of broken stardom dream seekers.

Cop: Are you driving drunk, sir?

cilantro is awesome

See, you’re guilty of oversimplifying too.

What if I'm this guy though?