...no-one bats an eye at a dog doing a trick anymore.

Some guy in Socrates’ time. “That guy is just saying the same thing my aunt Zorba used to say. Why is he famous?”

His next quote:

Zing!

So concern.

SS depends on (actual) healthy people working longer to keep it funded. 

Scarlett Johansson or Xtina Hendricks? 

How do we know the deer wasn’t offing itself to save its species? And now all the deer will start dying, and some off the beaten path, semi-retired scientist will notice this, and raise the alarm, but will be largely ignored due to some scandal from his academic past. Then these two dudes will arrive moribund at a…

Volvo prototyped a see-through A-pillar with triangle window cutouts. 

Yo dawg...

And once Skynet takes over, I’m sure that the machines will give us Quantum Solace.

We don’t have an all-encompassing solution for energy production that generates less pollution at this moment, but it is important that we set a roadmap and achievable goals, and that energy companies are reined in (with legal mandates and consequences) if they fail to participate in or to meet such goals. The issue…

Gee, I wonder when Google will announce the Quantum Ultimatum.

She’s micro-high AF, it’s a SV thing. It’s supposed to treat everything under the sun.

Yes, especially the surprise allergy bit, it’s very on point and I’ve actually met people like that.

I was just about to say the same thing.

The real question is, “Where the fuck is Ja Rule to make sense of all this shit?”

China, "bicycle graveyard" 

...instead of bicycles, scooters.