Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

tipped people 200%

“I’ve heard plenty make it clear that they would not be working as waistaff if all they made was minimum wage or even what a tip-free joint was willing to offer them”

Time to cross it off my bucket list, thanks.

“...OK to stiff the rest of the establishment.”

If the Bank Accidentally Deposits Money in Your Account, Don’t Spend It,

The mechanic could probably sue, but that’s a 50/50 bet, better to shoot for a private settlement; or, best route for the owner, fire both employees.

Bring back The Us Festival! *Freebirrrrd!*

Money follows art, art follows money. 

Don’t forget about the standards like “I’m Saving All My Love For Netflix.”

For most things that I would buy at Target, I now get from Amazon through their Subscribe and Save program. I plan ahead and get the 15% discount for having multiple items, plus the 5% you get by using their Prime Visa. I order about every 3 months, for me, Prime pays for itself in savings from a couple orders. I…

Stop wasting the ice.

That’s only for the kooks in Montreal. Even the French are creeped out by them; they’re like “swim fans.”

Need to file income taxes? No SSN? No problem! Anyone can file a W-7 to receive an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number (ITIN). It works like the real thing, minus the social benefits!

“Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s 2 a.m. and I have to wake up early tomorrow and decide where to place a particularly difficult USB charger..”

And the crow would say, “Just because I’m a crow, I eat carrion? What kind of fucking racial profiling is that!?“

That’s a good story. =)

SK does have a lot to say in the matter, they basically decide if we strike NK because they would bear the consequences of a retaliatory strike by NK. Otherwise, missiles would’ve hit NK missile development facilities a while ago.