The data on your phone is still encrypted. I believe that (just speculating) a change in the bootrom checksum/signature would trigger an automatic wipe/error condition if the phone tries to boot to iOS. You’d need to wipe the device and reinstall iOS (possibly pre-modified) for it to recognize the new checksum as…

Break things. Fail fast. Fail often. Disrupt. #SiliconValleyWisdom

“While that disconnect does make... “

Mysteriously pulses at night, you say?

It's a riff on drug commercials. Have a nice day! 

Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

You know how, all of a sudden, everyone was allergic to gluten? Or before that, everybody asked if the food had any trans fats? Or before that how everybody asked if it was fat free?

They were going to ruin their family’s Christmas by dying in some other shitty way. At least now they’ll have a comical reason for ruining Christmas. 

I’m a citizen journalist, this bottom of the barrel pre-paid phone makes it so!

Berries: a code word for any of the various medications for the treatment of ADD, ADHD, or any other (perceived) behavioral issue, usually used by parents.

America was founded on conspiracy theories, no conspiracies, no America. See Samuel Adams.

Except for anybody that’s allergic to any of the various ingredients.

Perfect, I'll take it! 

How much for the desk stand to rest these babies on? 

tipped people 200%

“I’ve heard plenty make it clear that they would not be working as waistaff if all they made was minimum wage or even what a tip-free joint was willing to offer them”

Time to cross it off my bucket list, thanks.

“...OK to stiff the rest of the establishment.”

An iPhone can easily pay for itself, the other things cannot.

Apple is a hardware, software and services company with plenty of money to spend. Their initial streaming programming is squarely aimed at the people that buy and use their products already. The launch of the iPhone 11 means that they will sign up millions of subscribers instantly. Apple TV+ doesn’t need a giant…