“Some speculate that he may have had too much to drink, but he wasn’t known as a heavy drinker.”

Gotta keep up those property values, man! Also, cover your ass, current owner can’t sue former owner for losses (plausible deniability).

He’s a practitioner of the Vantablack Arts.

If the Bank Accidentally Deposits Money in Your Account, Don’t Spend It,

While I’m a fan of the series, I do feel that some episodes in S1 and S2 were a bit too drab. This show would be much improved if it were limited to 30-minutes per episode.

The key to funding these new programs is to institute a wealth tax; a progressive wealth tax that can be phased in over time, up to (let’s say) 25-30% for the top tier. We’re not making money appear out of nowhere, the money is available, right now.

300K is not even an accounting rounding error for a company the size of Apple. They’ll blurb something out, but they’re not much concerned about this - one would say that it’s even a good thing. After all, no other phone brand is so coveted that people risk their freedom just to obtain it.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Obligatory.

Something...something...Anker. Something...something...*cough*Chinese gov’ment*cough*.

If you’re willing to die for this country’s (capitalist) ideals, you should have the right to smoke and imbibe at 18.

I would much rather prefer the voice from Her.

He's in shock. Get him out of here! 

In communist China, operating system installs YOU! 

Yo mamma...

And some, I assume are good interstellar travelers.

Fast charging technology and portable power banks assuage the need for field replaceable batteries in mobile phones. 

It’s a Samsung Galaxy though...gotta buy a new phone if you want major software updates. 

Make sure you get them in mirrored finish. 

Now, all my glassy eye photos will be perfect.