How many people are honestly still listening to Aqua?

Fake asteroid landing, I tell ya. 

Take this man, for example.

Bring back The Us Festival! *Freebirrrrd!*

Money follows art, art follows money. 

Don’t forget about the standards like “I’m Saving All My Love For Netflix.”

“I put the gas in...”
It’s a sex novel.

It looks like a dingleberry.

For most things that I would buy at Target, I now get from Amazon through their Subscribe and Save program. I plan ahead and get the 15% discount for having multiple items, plus the 5% you get by using their Prime Visa. I order about every 3 months, for me, Prime pays for itself in savings from a couple orders. I…

You are the mastermind of your own silly comment. There!

John Mulaney explains what ‘backing out’ is:

8====D—— Smiling grin chef? Also...~~o ~~o...

That is exactly my point. Just because something (‘natural’/synthetic) is not immediately harmful, doesn’t mean that it is completely harmless either.

MRI machines suck, blow, or tug? 🤔

You can smoke all the weed you want and nothing bad will happen, because it’s natural.

Stop wasting the ice.

Yeah, now I can see it’s not blank at all. The LCD on my phone didn’t show that light orange too good, it just looked like skin.

What’s up with that banana-shaped blank area by his right shoulder?

The thing about Samsung is that they make great electrical components....and SSDs.