“Fiber is expensive because the big telecom companies has made it expensive.”

With Magic Carpet, the computer is doing that paddlin...

“At those speeds, the livestock and wildlife were helpless to outrun the fire.”

Just eat less. A ham/cheese/burger is probably like a few thousand steps.

I hope you notice that the double quotation marks indicate sarcasm.

Does it matter? I mean, an alien “stealing” jobs is an alien “stealing” jobs.

“...when was America great?”

Obligatory. Too soon?

He also does not play checkers online.

Yeah, this is one of my gripes. People see a sign announcing a lane closure ahead, and think nothing of it. My technique when handling these situations, is just to match the speed of the lane into which I’m going to merge, and then just ride it until the lane merges. The car that is slightly behind me will usually let…

It’s not illegal to cross channelization markings, it is however discouraged, hence the road marks. So, yes, the officer probably cited him for unsafe lane change.

“What will be do?”

“Does this effect me directly?”

But....I’m only interested in human horn!

This is top kek!

Only gamers waiting for Half-Life 3 confirmation.

You want gout? Cuz that’s how you get gout.

“You’re soooo white!”

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