Yeah, that's just sad, not cursed at all.

Left untreated, pubic lice (crabs) can grow to a significant size.

Smuggler or weird luck charm?

“You Wont Believe What Happened Next"

Chop off the ends of the 10 scale, you are left with 8 graduations - a 4 is right in the center.

How do I convert that to PDT?

It doesn’t matter anyway because Priscilla can’t talk.

That one char looks surprisingly close to Martin Shkreli.

“Time to start hoarding," you mean?

That looks nothing like Deathstroke.

What do suits, ties, and cocktail dresses have to do with lifeguarding? Nothing! But it was a damned good show.

Photoshop contest!

This is my new job title, “internet professional.”

When it follows all of our FCC regulations for entering our space. Otherwise, it needs to go back to its civilization. I say we need to build a planetary Faraday wall, to keep out these illegal alien transmissions.

“...a bit far..."

Bro, keep an open mind, 4/10 - would bang.

How long ago did that happen? Welp. It’ll probably be a quarter century for nature to restore itself.

If your...“Beer Falls Off a Cliff”...better just throw it out.

I really much like my neck not being strained/not hurting the following day. Neat, but I’ll pass.

This guy’s gonna be pissed when he can’t find that thing his friend left him.