He does have to worry about his job being steeled though.

So that makes this robot a fembot now?

Where’s the encryption?

The passive aggressiveness is strong in this one.

I know. =/

You sir!

So that’s what was in the briefcase!

“A reefer a day keeps the Reaper away."

“If only I’d known t'was a pit bull."

After all was said and done, the security consultant probably billed the hospital more than the ransom amount. Of course, this is purely a conjecture.

Yeah, I was aware of that, that’s why I put the footnote.

Reboot iPhone quickly = getting shot because the cop saw something metallic in your hand, and he (usually a ‘he’) feared for his life.

Yeah man, totally not dig those ama..nderthal women.

I also do the same parlor trick.

“These rolling green hills are made of glass.”

I never get tired of this GIF.