Or, you know, shave your arms and legs and armpits and balls and pubic hair.

“All Your Blades Are Belong to Us”

‘...like reinvent energy with the Powerwall and...’

Fifteen km/hr +? Hmmmm, that depends. Shaved or unshaven?

That’s where the relationship with the bike shop starts. If you are a first/second timer and you’re going to spend serious coin on a bike, it is worth the “inconvenience” to get measured. Most bike shops I have bought from offer this service for about $50.

crankcrankcrankcrankcrankcrankcrankcrankcrank

<insert mildly dismissive, passive aggressive comment here>

I think they just let that saying about Texas get to their head.

At your orders, Space Captain!

“I miss Chris Farley too...”

2 puns, one post

Good attempt! I raise you...

Doesn’t always work though.

I’ll go only if Sam L Jackson wants to go.

That’s an awesome lead photo. Would be nice to have an edition of Fahrenheit 451 with that photo as the cover.

Why hasn’t this been posted, yet?

Wherever the market decides. All hail the Holy Markets — they alone should have the power to taketh and to giveth.

“The disease is a respiratory illness you get from exposure to water vapor contaminated with bacteria”

“As the owner of a penis...”

I agree, it is just as annoying as those Tesla > Edison fan boys that jump at every opportunity to suck Tesla’s phallus.