America got a whole year-and-a-half to have a preview of how crazy this was going to be...and most of those who voted chose not to go along with it for shits-and-giggles.

At this point, I just feel bad for Sean. I don’t think he was truly prepared for the craziness the Trump white house would hold for him....

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

Sonja is already texting him “im so sry im here if u want to talk... ;)“

I truly expected this to end with the dog founding a startup in Haight-Ashbury, and refusing to return home.

I just got back from hearing Connie Willis (!!!!) speak at the Seattle Library and got to read this. You guys, as long as we have writers and libraries and people who rescue dogs we cannot perish.

Art Vandelay.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

women are making this nation worth saving

When I was sexually harassed at work, the reporting process was at least 5 times as traumatic as the actual harassment - and I had a trusted, personal relationship with the person to whom I had to report. In the end, I was told that I would not be informed of any disciplinary actions that were taken against my…

This cracks me up:

She’s gonna take Spicer’s job until she gets tired of being laughed at or until Trump gets tired of her being laughed at.

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I wanna play. I’m going with Travolta is fucking Simmons too hard and O’Reilly told Trump it’s North Korea’s fault.

They say when you hear hooves think horses not zebras, and I feel like hmmm a successful black woman, mistakenly reported for years to be Muslim, responsible for making legal decisions that have surely pissed people off in the past, found dead during a time where racially motivated crime is on the rise.... I’m no…

Hanging up on people and not paying bills was always trump negotiating style. Thats why he has 6 bankruptcies.

“Donald Trump and the Art of the Surrender: Now With Twice the Bluster”.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Omg, this reminds me of the craziest fucking lady I ever waited on. So this lady orders a burger and asks for it well done but with absolutely no charring on it. She says if there is any pink or if there is any char on the outside, I will be wearing it. So, I relay this to the cooks, who look at me like I’m crazy.…

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this: