I’ve not heard Kim Jong Orange yet. It now lives at the top of my euphemism list, second only to “open-faced quesadilla” and “malevolent traffic cone”.

I’m calling it now there is gonna be a tech bubble burst and Uber is gonna be the next Pets.com

Sheesh. Are the LAPD able to do anything besides shoot people of color?

In used to feel the same way but ever since I realized the Brits use it with abandon, I have embraced it. Their usage is more of someone who is an idiot, rather than being so gender specific.

That’s what’s terrifying/frustrating, it seems like they’re stacking the cabinet etc. to essentially remove checks & balances, so that when we cry “you can’t DO that, that’s illegal!” they’re just like, “so?”

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

It’s interesting that the person at the center of this nonsense, Ivanka, hasn’t said anything about it herself while her dad and his employees break federal laws to convince people to buy her stuff.

um.....Lock Her Up?

I just saw the address. It is literally a maybe 10 minute walk from my place

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form”

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

Those poofy black robes would be great to hide Trump sucking his dick.

“Can Ivanka be a judge? She does a tremendous job picking all of the Halloween decorations for Trump Tower. Incredible. The kids all love it.”

See, it seems petty... But also it’s a basic fucking litmus test too. “Can you, when pressed by the United States Congress, speak the literal truth? Or are you a deluded lunatic 100% of the time?”

OH GOD that would be amazing.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

Burn them so no one can go

Ugh, the sound of awkward silence.