You are the worst kind of overly-serious Smash purist who makes everything less fun for everyone else.

and it both cases they were a disappointment to their new team

waaah

I’m curious, given the things you’ve said here, whether you think an adult accused of child molestation can ever be exonerated. Because in the 1980s Satanic Sex Abuse panic, hundreds and hundreds of people were wrongfully accused. Many were only exonerated after serving jail time.

These things are always so dumb. They’re not magically matching up correctly with the video; your brain is a pattern-recognition machine and it is making you think that these match in a way that they don’t. There’s been a ton of these online and they always are misinterpreted.

It’s almost as if she’s an individual, with her own individual opinions.

Let me preview the coming Kotaku comments for you: Epic is the one good bi video game company, for some reason, everything about the Epic store and its exclusives is great, there’s literally no cause for concern about Epic throwing its money around in this way, and anyone who has the slightest issue with any of it is…

Worth knowing that that’s based on a true story

Right - let’s choose the presidency based on a couple thousand online idiots and not on SUBSTANCE or POLICY

I suspect the problem may be the ongoing process of comic books eating all other culture until there’s nothing else left.

are there jokes this season

What’s Ludditism? You mean Luddism?

lol

They have admitted openly that they take turns writing it, which is why it’s so weird that it still says “Salty is a real waitress” up above

... that’s eye black

That quote is utterly bizarre. ...Portishead?

lol Hamilton is utter trash for tryhard liberal theater dorks, unlistenable

Only 20,000 ingredients, sweet!

Your reading comprehension needs work. He’s not saying the tweet was undertones; he’s saying that things that were undertones hinted at a deeper problem which the tweet revealed.

Is there any such thing as exculpatory evidence in a rape accusation? Could any information come to light that causes you to question Brown’s guilt?