It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Le’Veon Bell: [irritated] I don’t need people around me, stifling me. So if you don’t like it, there’s the door.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

You’ve gotta love false equivalency: “social justice warriors” are just as evil as VILE FUCKING RACIST FASCIST PIGS WHO WORSHIP A BUNCH OF TREASONOUS SLAVEOWNERS.

That’s great for them. Most people are very vocal about saying they won’t do the horrible thing you think they might do once given power. For example, most Olympic committees are vocal about not costing the host city money. How has that worked out?

Irreparable brain damage while living in Youngstown. A double whammy.

This feels like a win-win.

Surely your PhD in history has qualified you to counter the points made with facts. I, for one, am waiting with baited breath.

Historically LA in general has been bad for poor black people.

It shouldn’t be too difficult, there aren’t any letters to learn with unwritten rules.

“For some reason the issue of food has emerged as a paramount issue to the members of the Donner Party.” - Mike Pence, Truckee, CA, January 1847

“For some reason, this issue of xenomorphs has become a paramount issue for the crew of the Nostromo” - Mike Pence’s hair, 2143

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

‘op meq wanI’vammo’ tlha’ tlhIngan veSDuj qaStaHvIS yer ‘orghengan moj potlh wanI’vammo’ tlha’ DIvI’ - Klingon Captain Pence

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

It’s probably better to ask Mother.