Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Keurigs are the devil’s machinery.

First the SJWs came for the strength & conditioning coaches, and I said nothing, because I could get my own protein powder at GNC...

The chemtrails are strong in this one

God, I love that one. Because you don’t truly understand that sexual assault is bad until you have a daughter. I know I was all, “Rape for everyone!” Then I had a little girl and now I’m all, “Maybe rape isn’t great!”

The best part of capitalism is when shitheads accidentally waste their money in the funniest of ways.

nah

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

So the Galaxy won thanks to some deus ex maquina.

Well, the days of me not knowing what channel FS1 is on are certainly coming to a middle.

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

It caught my attention and made me smile, too. I grew up in the Pittsburgh area but now live on the west coast, and I miss hearing the ubiquitous Pittsburgh accent.

Holy shit, you’re right. I’m also from Western PA, and I didn’t even register the yinz. Assuming from your name you’re from Armstrong County. I’m from Beaver County. Western PA represent!