No. I have a Macbook. Apple hasn’t had disc drives on their laptops in years.

Do they? I don’t watch anything on DVD these days and I don’t know anyone who does.

Tavis Smiley’s settlement is made possible by the corporation for public broadcasting and contributions from viewers like you. Thank you.

You typically have to commit a sex crime for that, but, props for creativity.

Bill, you just blew my mind.

Serviceable at best. It wasn’t even a standout among Marvel productions; it would be quite a stretch to consider it for Best Picture.

Damon, this was an extremely informative article. As an out-of-touch white person, I had no idea that dap was a even a thing.

Michigan eh? I would have bet money on Florida.

What a world. You let one ‘N-word’ slip (in front of an ‘N’) and it’s game over, man.

Ahem. Charming misogynistic racist relic.

I love that dank stench of horse-shit and hypocrisy. 

Why not? It’s a trash tabloid story on a trashy tabloid site. What could be more fitting that a blurry incriminating picture?

Actually, that might be the one story that can save her ass. Clever girl.

Oh no no. Y’all are stuck with her now. MeToo is for all the victims. Even the ones who are child molesters too.

... I would have. Even at 17. Especially at 17.

In defence of dating 18 year olds, it’s only because most 40 year old women are saggy and used. If they were still appealing it wouldn’t be necessary in the least.

Yeah, I’m not apologetic about that. It’s my country. They’re white. They’re French. They’re not off limits to hate. So, I’m going with it.

The rest of Canada hates them, and you should too.

Holy shit. The Root got it right for once.

A fine example of a man-purse. Room for a laptop, aspirin, chapstick, tampons, and a special little compartment on the side for any testicles you happen to lose. Perfection. 

A fine example of a man-purse. Room for a laptop, aspirin, chapstick, tampons, and a special little compartment on…