It’s all a bit of a soup-sandwich isn’t it? You have this unholy alliance between feminists, the LGBTQ community, Marxists, minority ethnics, radical islamics and the liberal media. And they really have nothing in common except what they see as their common enemy: straight white capitalist men.

I’m waiting for the reckoning. The impending philosophical war between the rational moderates and perpetually hyper-sensitive. There will be blood.

I like your approach. I’ve always found it absurd when people try to apply ethics to matters of survival. My need to eat supersedes abstractions like ethics, and my food has no rights. 

Manic pixie dream-girl. Can we agree that Zooey Deschanel must be killed for the good of humanity?

I’m curious, is it white supremacy you’re objecting to, or simply difference of perspective?

Hehe, close. But it’s even simpler. We love the N-word because it just gets such a brilliant never-failing rise out of black people. Every time, no exceptions. It makes for very powerful language.

I’m not sure the evidence points to any hypocrisy of treatment. It merely indicates higher instances of problematic behaviour in a certain racial group, for reasons unknown.

None of that sounds so terrible. Remind me again, what’s the objection to this?

You know, the funny thing is, I don’t think Michael actually buys half the inflammatory nonsense he writes. He’s not an idiot. But he panders very carefully to his majority-minority audience. They eat this stuff up. 

So we’ve established with reliable evidence that black children need more discipline regardless of socio-economic circumstances. Color me astonished.

You’re right, this does happen in white neighbourhoods too, doesn’t it? And the whites are never especially thrilled about it, are they? White flight, right?

It’s not just you. She’ll be avoiding sunlight with the same determination as your average vampire.

Well, two quick thoughts.

Well, we’re all at work. Or doing other things that functional citizens do. Eating mayonnaise. Tipping waitresses. You know, white people stuff.

Absurdity of the situation aside, I was fascinated when I googled “Crimen Injuria”. I’d never heard of this law, apparently unique to South Africa. It’s fascinatingly vague, and can be used to prosecute all manner of offences. Including, apparently, being mean. I had no idea their laws were so ridiculous, although I’m…

Just out of curiosity, why did you take the time to clarify that this guy was white? I mean, it was obvious... “Christian Englander” is the single whitest possible name on earth. But, was it somehow relevant to the story ?

Probation? He murdered a woman!

I don’t think Carlson’s ideas are especially new or controversial.

In our defence, it’s really good P.R.!

I’m ashamed of my race today.