Do the networks not understand they’re causing their own plight? No one wants to watch this derivative, procedural garbage.

He’s got a Conan O’Brien vibe going on.

Alright People: I demand a formal apology from anyone and everyone who’s ever seen a Woody Allen film.

Wouldn’t it be nice if we lived in a world where everyone minded their own goddam business?

I personally worship the Gods of Compound Interest. So do the credit card companies. 6.9% is a very low rate, but I’d advocate paying all credit card debit immediately. If you don’t bite it in the ass, it’ll keep you in perpetual poverty till the end of your days.

I liked your comment. I have been in love, and married the poor thing. She’s puttering around the house somewhere. Before that, by god I made lots of bad decisions on behalf of my baser instincts. I don’t fault anyone for that. But like yourself, I come from a remarkably safe, privileged demographic. Most people don’t…

Trump didn’t make racism or homophobia ‘okay’. Most racists and homophobes have never hidden themselves because they’ve never had to. And hate has always been popular. Trump is just one man. He’s the budding stem in a tree of universal intolerance; he’s the part we see, the part we point to and blame. But look to the…

It has nothing to do with Trump, but it is political.

And I looked and behold a pale horse. And his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

Seconded. Mother! was terrific.

This shit again? Don’t you people have anything else to write about?

And to think, Aziz Ansari was *this* close to disappearing forever.

That’s disappointing.

It’s interesting to see all these actors denouncing Allen NOW. I mean, he’s been a well-documented pervert for decades. He’s married to his step-daughter for God’s sake!

239 lbs. eh? In which ass cheek?

She actually makes a valid point.

Divorce proceedings? Over what? Melania knows full well that he cheats. Hilary knew about Bill. Jackie knew about JFK. They all knew. They didn’t especially care, and neither should we.

Well, most award shows are VERY careful to nominate a token black person in at least one major category, if not several. Lest they be subject to massive backlash and outrage.

Working hard isn’t necessary if you’re working smart...

I’m lost here... is this somehow bad or something? What are you driving at Sam?