Well, it’s all a question of perspective. I don’t consider a thirty-year-old case of he-said/she-said to be especially relevant news, regardless of who’s involved. That sort of thing belongs in the National Enquirer. I’m a fan of John Oliver... I tend to expect better from him.

I have a related aesthetic question: Will it ever be acceptable to wear surgical masks in public like they do in China?

Open Scene: The Enterprise hits a spacial anomaly. Sulu, who’s been gesticulating with a phaser in his hand accidentally blows Spok’s head off. Green blood everywhere.

Best. Rape. Euphemism. Ever.

Yes, Monk, I’m paid entirely in attention, and You Sir are my best customer.

It wasn’t the right time or place for that kind of confrontation. But yeah, you’re dead on - if you’re planning to grill someone in an interview, it’s definitely better to ambush them. As for a sexual harassment panel... are we really concerned it’s not getting enough coverage? I feel it’s gotten some traction.

Hey, I’m open to criticism, but you’re going to have to try harder than that. I didn’t write anything sexist... if you’re going to take a jab, at least try to be on point.

Yes. I was using the term ‘journalist’ very very loosely. He interviews people. He does opinion pieces. He tackles current news and social issues. But we shan’t forget he’s just a comedian. As opposed to a serious journalist like say... Charlie Rose.

Rather not the point. Sure, if you’re a British dip-shit peddling rant-of-the-week comedy it might seem like a great opportunity. Oh look, a loose thematic link that’ll let me segue into an obnoxious line of questioning about Dustin Hoffman’s history as an asshole. No one’s questioning that the timing worked for…

Rapaport is inarticulate, but happens to have a point.

I don’t know what happened to the days when this sort of thing would be met with a swift punch in the head.

Spacey and Singer on the same set...

No, no, just making a Queen pun.

Are you sure it isn’t all just... Innuendo?

I think he was just waiting for the hammer to fall.

I tried suggesting Secret Santa and it backfired horribly. The premise was good - the youngest person in my family is 28... why not keep it simple and cheap? One gift, one person. Easy.

Your millennial outrage is adorable.

Sounds like the Golden Globes just became must-see tv.

My theory: They plan to fire Rich Battista and replace him with a hilarious black street hustler to settle an academic bet about nature versus nurture.