Holy shit i see you on facebook every year on my birthday

I’m a meme! but it’s local and only shows up on FB when it snows in Portland. And I don’t get terrorized. It’s the best. I have no idea who made it.

Only 1 of the dragons is white.

She stayed out of pussy grabbing range, too, smart!

Anyone else see the irony in Trump telling the gay Prime Minister of Ireland about the pretty Irish female reporter he’s currently ogling?

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???

Hassan Jameel! thank you.

I hope he’s a jet-setting gigolo.

He looks pretty great in those pics.

Apparently a Saudi billionaire. SO he has that going for him.

I sure hope that news about Naomi and Rihanna isn’t true, because Naomi is too damned old for something like that.

Kind of out of focus but- Good Charlotte is pretending that she is not about to eat a floral arrangement. Sadie is in the middle of her daily drag across the carpet.

DO NOT touch my dog unless I say it’s okay to do so. I’ve been called a “bitch” and “so sensitive” multiple times because I won’t let strangers touch my (extremely cute and very loving and not at all aggressive) dog. She doesn’t like it because of past trauma. Plus you never know what the dog or the person are going…

I have an image stuck in my head of you standing at your window, seething about those neighbors down the street who’re always parking in front of the house, or the people next door who have a lot of friends coming and going and so surely must be drug dealers. How even do you function?

So your belief is that people shouldn’t be allowed to own pets, unless you lead some sort of feral society-free life. Cool, very reasonable. Are you against the domestication of all animals, or just ones you don’t eat?

...you know wild animals are also shitting and pissing all over your city, and they’re not picking up after themselves?

The most dangerous part of my girlie is her back end: she is heavy and will sit on you without warning, her tail is without exaggeration as thick as my wrist and tends to wag hard enough to knock down small (and not so small) children. She also has a perpetual case of the duckass so, yeah, that is the dangerous area…

My girlfriend has a Boston that won’t let anyone but her pet him. He decided one day I am his BFF and he will follow me around my apartment, but only his mommy can touch him. He used to love attention and would let anyone pet him. Since he had Lyme disease no one can pet him. He will very rarely let a stranger pet…

100%. Also, don’t assume that because you think your dog is friendly everyone is okay with being in his/her space. My dog is a friendly introvert and 80% of the time he just wants to be left alone. But because he’s smaller and looks friendly, everyone assumes they can allow their dog to run up to us on a retractible…

The dog walked walked towards him, though, and he put out his hand to let the dog smell it. I can’t play the video here in Canada but I saw a clip earlier, and other witnesses described it that way, too.