Um, I’m going to call bullshit on much of Debra Messing’s “allergies”.

I’m glad my “wisdoms” were confined to my diaries, and later to the songs/poems I wrote which were performed only for small groups of similarly-minded teenage twerps.

When I see celebs smoking in paparazzi photos and I’m always kind of disappointed in them. I’ve heard they all smoke because smoking helps you stay thin, but you can also stay thin for your career the healthy way by hiring a chef and a personal trainer, all of which these Met gala attending people probably have the…

I had assumed Rami would be cooler than “yeah! let’s sneak into the girls’ bathroom and smoke!” Arrested development much? Everyone else sucks too, but I already had a sneaking suspicion that they did. Rami, tho.

This proves everything I suspected about celebrities named that I do not like, and makes me like Rami Malek less

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

THIS THIS THIS

Yep. Any I’d bet 99% of these people giving her shit had a very cringeworthy phase (mine was goth, then punk. I said stupid shit, I did stupid shit. The only evidence is from handwritten sources and disposable cameras)

Being naked... is part of being human... and moisture... is the essence of wetness... and wetness... is the essence of beauty...

Seriously, I cringed reading that embarrassing hippy babble. I mean: “for me it helps me feel more connected to mama gaia”? Poor little idiot.

Thanks Paris! What would our lives be without D list celebrity wisdom.

“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.

I have to wonder what her definition of gardening is, though. Hard to believe she is gardening naked and has not one tiny scratch on her.

I adore how she yells at traffic and gestures to get out the way. I feel like that in traffic all the time.

finding the source code of Starcraft is like finding the original manuscript of a legendary book. you would want to preserve that book forever right? so you scan it, you make sure it’s backed up somewhere. then you give it to a museum to be protected.

Thats whats wonderful about this. Everyone involved is so annoyingly awful and arrogant its just easy to sit back and let shit hit the fan.

People were scammed and I hope they get their money back.

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

I hate to tell you this, but if you feel like you are entitled to a reward just for doing the right thing, that is just self-interest, not altruism.