“Jay says the pair met on Christian Mingle in an interview with No Jumper in March and comments on the possibility of having a baby. “I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that…

I’ll go ahead and be That Nerdy Person and point out that Liv Tyler played Arwen the Elven princess (or I guess 3/4 elven, or like “mostly elven but also a teeny bit human plus a dash of Maiar”), and I thought she was good? However, I HATED Miranda Otto as Eowyn the shieldmaiden of Rohan / Karl Urban’s sister, and…

I eagerly await the headline, “Jared Leto in a Coma Following Savage Beating Outside Missouri Truck Stop.”

You should have been a fly on the wall when I (a woman) was in a guitar shop to buy a guitar. Yes, for myself! Lordamercy. Sales to willing customers aren’t hard, people!

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

Yes, because this is a website about CARS and this story highlights how she used her CAR and her MANUAL TRANSMISSION to escape.

We need to ban all men until we figure out what’s going on

Am I the only one who did a double take thinking this was George Clooney?

And here we have one of the last of their kind: someone who thinks Leo is still hot in the year of our Lord 2017. Some of them, of course, have been in a coma and have not been witness to the ravages that years of pussy posse-ing have wreaked upon the erstwhile heartthrob.

You shut your whore mouth.

Does this dinner also come with a time machine trip to when Leo was still hot, tho.

You can’t just pop up and spread opinions like that around here, buster.

Sansa is awesome this season . She’s got major Cersci vibes going on and it’s obvious she’s a more competent ruler than John.

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

omg

I was on a long weekend in La Jolla and met a dude and we hit it off. We went walking along the beach at night and I took him back to my AirBnB and on the way he said he was a Trump supporter.

Good sex trumps Trump, in the sense that if I am flirting with a gal at the bar and she and I are hitting it off, and she reveals that Tomi Lahren is her source of news.... Well, I am not going to stop trying to sleep with this woman because I find her political views repulsive.

To that first lady...Good Sex trumps Trump. How’s the sex? Very important..

Also, no one just has a sip of beer. That’s a very strange quantity of beer to drink.