Policing the world is what we do best.

If we want him to be toast, we should probably start aiming at him.

Attention internet. Don't link to off-screen shakycam recordings of TV. EVER.

@Jeff1741: Nothing better than paying an extra $1000 just for the OS

Be sure to have your laptop sitting on the counter nearby, so you can use the video as reference. It will have to be really close to the cup so you can compare small details.

Be sure to have your laptop sitting on the counter nearby, so you can use the video as reference. It will have to be really close to the cup so you can compare small details.

@t('-'t).............................The Unpronounceable: We could save on new prisons if we literally murdered them!

@GitEmSteveDave♥ Elizabeth Lambert: I presume they read the articles they're posting about. I clickd on the New York Post Article.

@Zelda did it!: Me too. I bought them off a guy in a truck stop.

You know, cigarettes aren't taxed at 22%. It is more like 56.6% Between Federal, State, Local, and sales taxes combined. Which varies by state.

The Dreamcast controller is worse. I'm sure there are no Jaguar games out there with control schemes designed to use the face buttons like a second analog stick.

Oh sweet, uk.gizmodo is telling me I have new replies! I love feeling like there is a community!

Now that there's a way to make wordpress look like Gizmodo, we just need a way to make gizmodo look like wordpress. Because, you know, Gawker got scammed when the hired the designer who came up with this crap.

The video game news is pretty hard to enjoy when its impossible to navigate through. Maybe, just maybe, Kotaku's straightforward user-friendly interface is what separated them from their competition. Well, that and the comment reply notification system, good luck maintaining the community when nobody knows about…

When I found Joystiq, I told myself I would ever go back to IGN. When I found Kotaku, I told myself I would never go back to Joystiq.

@Destati: Well you have to do something while waiting for the commercials to come on.

@ImmaLion: I remember back before cancer killed 4chan. Man, those were the days.