Dog runs half-marathon, finishes seventh.
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“And whole grains: brown rice, quinoa, millet, beans.”
I would eat the hell out of this, followed by a honest to god, real, not at all a trick apple pie.
Well now I done have seen a lot of good things in this life the Good Lord has blessed us with. Why there’s been men way up to the moon, and the polio vaccine, there’s been the wireless and radios and teevees and now computers that slide right into your pocket, Amen!
It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.
Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.
For all the worried exegesis of the NFL’s corn-fed rulebook this offseason, not much of it was aimed at football’s…
i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man
Can’t help but think Martin would be better off not describing his running style as “put it into gere”
Knock knock.
♫ Because you’re mine
I walk the liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ♫
Lake Michigan does not have a beach.
There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.
“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre
sorry decisis, but my brother says I don’t have to answer that (he’s an attorney)
“Don’t draft him. The kid is” [makes circular motion with hands next to head]
Lucky Buddha Beer is beer. Because of the fact that I have had many other beverages definitively known to science…
WEEEELLLLL, my name's Joe Maddon and I'm here to say