In addition to scores, which a lot of people are calling for, I'd love to see more longform pieces. Also, yes, I'd love to see more female voices provided they aren't just relegated to writing about women's sports.

Yeah, I hate him," says Dukes. "I'm very offended by him

Quicker AND better.

Nope, beaten to it by rhythm method!

Josh Harrison Overshoots Second Base, Somehow Escapes Rundown

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.

Ha +1

I wonder how many games the NFL will suspend itself for this punch to the gut.

Unfortunately for the next owners, Sterling insisted on printing greybacks.

"Wait. What do you mean 'super-mo'?" — Tejada

Insults and throwing dirt at someone? Looks like someone's been hanging around in DC too long.

This is technically the third prank. The second was convincing him that playing for the Padres is "getting called up to the big leagues."

This is probably going to end the only way it was ever going to: with Donald Sterling getting paid to go away.

Jesus Christ this guy needs to make up his mind. Should a sideline reporter be gutless or not?

Ha +1

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

Of course it's a modified boob joke. How else is he going to fit in in Florida?

In other news, now looks like a good time to invest in bandwagons.

Just another example of a baseball player not doing things the right way, not following the unwritten rules — the baseball code that reflects the very mores of America. I mean, how are you going to enjoy the game when you've got a glove in front of your face?

Snyder's assertions that there was nothing offensive about their offer was belied by the suggestion that they name the park the Smoke 'Em Half Pipe.