Jesus. I'm not typically a PETA fan but has anyone told them about this?

+1

I smell a conspiracy because that bird been gauzy.

Sloughing off the shackles of sexism one uterine misconception at a time.

(Where were the Russian coaches?)

When a dream dies, what sound does it make?

Although the Dutch boys may have the silver skates they cannot fulfill their destiny because Russia doesn't allow dikes.

Ha!

I, too, have found that the best way to deal with special snowflakes is to just pretend they don't exist.

+1

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Poor thing must be off his axis to fall to Russia like that.

+1

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Oh jeez. +1

Rod looks a little out of it, though.

From the picture the whole situation seems kinda whiskey.

+1

The very fact that the Redskins have called in these Four Horsefuckers of the Apocalypse is telling.

+1