This one is just mesmerizing.

I would pay good money for the Vikings one. That's fantastic.

If she were 40 years older, she'd look like a number of the beach bunnies I saw last time I was in Ft. Lauderdale.

Everything I have seen today (this, my facebook feed full of "where I was and I'll never forget" status updates, cringe-worthy promotions) confirms that the terrorists didn't win. We're still a bunch of self-absorbed assholes! Fuck yeah!

As a vegetarian who acknowledges that animals taste delicious, two pieces of advice for those trying to eat less meat (or go meatless): (1) don't try to directly substitute for the meat in terms of taste/texture. It won't work until you've gone meatless long enough that you can no longer really remember the taste or…

A friend who is a barista at Starbucks said the thing that annoys him most is that, thanks to a number of websites out there, a lot of people think that there is a "secret" Starbucks menu that all baristas know. So he gets people coming in and asking for the weirdest shit and then get mad if he doesn't know it. Some…

To sum up what the cop said: drug addict (or mentally ill person) is the same as livestock. Don't want to do my job because it might result in bad PR.

His plastic surgeon has not been very, very good to him.

I like to imagine that she ordered it online at ModCloth but it looks very similar to a Norma Kamali.

In my unbiased opinion, this seems about right.

Age: 13 (I ran with a fairly precocious crowd).

Concur. They better save that for the second half of the final season.

Not to mention a draft.

Next year I'm going to suggest that my fantasy league become the League of Leagues. Everyone can come dressed up like their favorite character from The League.

I feel like data visualization is necessary to really get the point across.

Don't take it as a value judgment. Commenters get out of the grey when the blog starts following you. Individual comments get out of the grey when someone with non-grey status recommends the post or, and this is how trolls do it, respond to the comment. Keep making comments that get noticed (in a good way, of…

This post has been up for 6 minutes. Three comments, one is a troll. How the fuck do they do it? Keep 'em in the grey, folks.

I refuse to believe the stadium is that empty, given how many people at my DC place of employment left at noon for game-based reasons. Assholes.

Meh. Needs more Steubenville for context. Albom's going to have to try harder if he wants to break into the highly competitive out-of-touch old white guy market.