The answer to (1) is "teenage girls".

For no logical reasons whatsoever, that just seems so disloyal. But Modano really had an amazing career, no?

A friend of mine dated a guy with a stump (where the elbow should be) for a bit. One very drunken night, she mentioned to me that he was "good with the stump". I could never look at him — or, that picture — the same way again.

Finding a player to follow isn't a bad idea. Thanks.

But if I'm not rocking back and forth, minutes away from a sports-induced heart attack, how can I tell if I'm having any fun watching the game?

Important life decisions Duan:

While I heartily endorse adopting cats of all sizes, I'm skeptical that getting a fat cat will reduce the likelihood of dying at the paws of your feline. As I type this, my surprisingly nimble fat cat (who I got at a shelter when she was three) is staring at me from the chair directly across the living room from me.…

Tweets of an NFL Nothing.

The real showstopper is when the lead begins to sing, "Memories...I don't have any memories...."

I just want to point out that poor labor conditions in the garment industry are not just found in the third world. The U.S. garment industry, which has shrunk significantly and is now primarily located in Los Angeles, is rife with labor abuses. Even if it doesn't always rise to the level of involuntary servitude, the…

Weiner Wrestles with Wang Whodunit!

Great skit and all but I just want to know where I can buy those wine glasses.

I honestly don't know why some producer hasn't decided to try a variety show with him.

Isn't this the second story in recent months to be framed as "White House womenz band together?" I don't like it (the framing, not the result).

I apologize and then explain that her district has been gerrymandered to contain all of Minnesota's crazy in one package.

Wherever you go . . . venereal disease is there.

What struck me is that her reasons for preferring her son (who's one) over her daughter (who's three) seem to just indicate that she likes docile, dependent babies over toddlers who are beginning to voice their own opinions and assert some independence. My guess is that, in two years, she'll either start claiming she…

If it isn't a relative, a friend, or an episode of David Tutera's My Fair Wedding, I just can't get worked up about others' wedding decisions.

The giraffe refused to comment on the event, believing himself to be above it all.

I was going to make a super clever comment about the next ad campaign being a picture of Hitler's mother blaming her for the Holocaust but then I read this: