@Phintastic: A Hasselbeck making a stupid argument? Color me shocked.

Because it cannot be said enough: Joe Buck is a fucking moron.

@Desi_Relaford: Died, resurrected, died again, was resuscitated, set fire to some orphans, then (fingers crossed!) died for good.

@Sonar Jose: Gus Johnson, Tom Jackson, Scott Hanson.

@Achiever: Overhead cameras + balding man with a large ego = skull cap indoors.

@lonelyinmynightmare: I will never get tired of jokes about Brett Favre's small penis.

Well, now all I can think about is what I'm going to drink tonight after work and whether I'm going to mix it with eggnog.

A mini-umbrella. I live in DC, where it can rain at any moment, even if the sun is shining.

I don't think Oprah's hand is all McCartney wants to hold. The look on his face says "Nice rack."

Needs more blingees and LOLcats. Only then will I be able to understand what they are talking about.

Brad Childress is confused as to why Leslie Frazier threw that red flag.

@wyomingcowboyup: Mutual disdain keeps our peoples warm at night.

If there is anything I hate more than Brett Favre it is Packers fans.

I may be drunk but Spider Man trying to upside-down kiss Seth Meyers made me laugh until I cried.

That was funny. Then again, bourbon and eggnog makes everything funny.

That's so exciting!

@Jessica Coen: Thank you — that's high praise, indeed!

"Hahaha! Wikileaks? What's that? Hahaha! You're so creative, Chancellor — such a risk taker!"

I never understand why people bother to argue about religion. The only way to prove you are right about your belief or lack thereof is to die.

See, that's what happens when you drive a Smart Car. You give birth on a sidewalk. Fucking hippies.