@Chamalla,barren crone: I have had a crush on this man since I was 13 years old. Thank you.

Now, I may just be hungover but what I hear you saying is that women should be paid equally for smut because there are no free rides.

Talent or no talent, I not only want Michael C. to win, I want him to immediately moon the other contestants when he does.

@Pigasus: This is the part that confuses me: how exactly would a "true liberal" president just get shit done? The reason why Bush was able to do this is because the Democrats in Congress rolled over and played dead for Bush on things like the Patriot Act. Not only do the Republicans in Congress refuse to do this, we…

@Pigasus: I'm not going to argue that either health care reform or financial reform were the ideal bills (though I would argue that they are far from pathetic jokes), but I think there is a difference between not liking the substance of those bills and saying that he hasn't fulfilled one campaign promise. Those two…

@Pigasus: Stimulus package, health care reform, financial reform, credit card reform . . . .

She recently told friend-of-Jezebel Louis Virtel that she held the sari responsible for all the media attention her and her husband's decision to crash a White House party received

where fun goes to die

But what about the real tragedy? Who is going to get Paul Bunyan's Axe in the Minnesota-Wisconsin divorce?

@FroderickFronkensteen: "Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I am not going to swear but I am going to kick this dog house down."

I'm literally falling apart.

I really would love it if I could now start every instruction on how to do something with, "First, wash your crotch."

I can't wait for the Minnesota version. Drunken ice fishing, Ed Hardy parkas, and lots of long vowels.

@ParanoidGynoid: My guess is that the letter to CL was in the works long before the murderer offed himself but, yes, the timing reads wrong.

Uh oh. Cue the baby bump rumors.

@Moretta: Where, perchance, might one purchase these?

@Nimnyn: I had a bad knee injury about two years ago, and Sofft are now the only ones I can handle (not because of the knee but because my feet got very used to not being in high heels while recovering).

Sofft has recently (or, at least, I never noticed them before) started making some very attractive-yet-comfortable shoes. I bought a pair of pumps from them a few months ago and don't have any problem wearing them all day — and I hate when I have to wear pumps all day.