From time to time I encounter someone eating yogurt or talking about yogurt and feel it necessary to make two critical points about the consumption of this fine high-protein food item.

Some of us on the Gawrker kinja sideblog empire “staff” have decided to try and unionize. Here is a brief explanation.

my man has grown cold

32. Bortlesface

You may have noticed that yesterday was Election Day in the USA. Well, big whoop. It was only the mid-terms and exactly what was predicted to happen – a freakin' bloodbath – happened. The Republicans gained control of the Senate and maintained control of the House. Wendy Davis lost her bid to become the first…

While minding my own business at the grocery store this afternoon, I saw something so truly heinous and appalling that I did what any displeased activist would do: I took to twitter to express my outrage.

Like many American internet users, last night I watched Sharknado 2. I actually watched it twice. Technically, I watched the last 15 minutes three times. Why?

The following was transcribed earlier today in a small bunker in Faisalabad, Pakistan.

Dear Mr. Hughes –

Hey, everyone. First, a message for our Canadian friends: that was a good game. You outplayed us (wow, that was some defense!) and we hope you go on to do well on Sunday. Now why don't you go rest up for the game and let us Americans...sorry, United Statesians, talk amongst ourselves.