girlwonder's posts

From time to time I encounter someone eating yogurt or talking about yogurt and feel it necessary to make two…

Some of us on the Gawrker kinja sideblog empire “staff” have decided to try and unionize. Here is a brief…

Of all the levels of hell Dante forgot, and he forgot a few, middle school gym class is probably the worst. Think…

my man has grown cold

There it is. Gaze upon it. Marvel at how, with only a picture of Uma Thurman and three little words, it manages to…

32. Bortlesface

You may have noticed that yesterday was Election Day in the USA. Well, big whoop. It was only the mid-terms and…

While minding my own business at the grocery store this afternoon, I saw something so truly heinous and appalling…

Like many American internet users, last night I watched Sharknado 2. I actually watched it twice. Technically, I…

Dear Mr. Goodell -

UPDATE: It's over. Thank god it's over.

Listen up, jerks.

The following was transcribed earlier today in a small bunker in Faisalabad, Pakistan.

Dear Mr. Hughes –

Hey, everyone. First, a message for our Canadian friends: that was a good game. You outplayed us (wow, that was…

This is the first of a maybe occasional series on current policy and/or legal issues that will provide just enough…

I used to be a daddy's girl and mine was a bourbon drinker. "Was" because he's mostly dry now except when a bottle…