I absolutely support the hell out of this. I was just in San Francisco for 4 days, most of which was spent in the City Hall area and the homeless crisis is out of control. There are barely any services for the many, many homeless drug addicts and the city doesn’t seem to give a flying fuck.. Twitter’s headquarters…

The tech companies whose employees have had the biggest negative impact on San Francisco (Google, Facebook, Apple, etc.) are not located in the city. They aren’t going to be paying these taxes.

“targeting our technology sector and making them out to be villains, simply because they’re trying to create jobs and [build] our local economy, is just a backwards approach.”

targeting our technology sector and making them out to be villains, simply because they’re trying to create jobs and [build] our local economy, is just a backwards approach.

This movie was at 11:50am on a Saturday. If you wish to avoid children at the movie theatre, a weekend matinee might not be the best time to attend.

Oh thank god you commented on this article to let us know that.

I doubt he ever listened to Michelle Obama. He just looked at her and decided she must be “angry”.

A Murphy bed raises a household’s chance of Wacky Hijinks by an impressive 15 percent!

This is not self deprecating, dum dum. This is deprecating others.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

She means the cops.

“How dare crooked criminal Hilary Clinton adopt a policy proposal modified from that of the candidate I supported! DOES SHE THINK SHE CAN BUY OUR VOTES THROUGH ACTUALLY MAYBE ENACTING THE POLICIES WE REALLY REALLY WANT?!?!” - how you are about to sound, probably, so maybe don’t.

Sounds like you pooped your brain. No one gives a fuck if you believe in abortion. If you don't believe in it, don't have one. Otherwise, it's none of your fucking business. You believe in science? Try believing in grammar, fuck stick.

Me too! He’s funny and charming and has a great sense of humor about himself. He has gone through unimaginable tragedy and still manages to be joyful. He will truly be missed.

Me too. Hubba Hubba!

Oh, he’d just talk about the revolution. His peers in Congress would HAVE to vote for universal healthcare because otherwise all his supporters will rise up and vote them out of office! (Never mind that he’s counting on the revolution to come from a bunch of people that can’t be bothered to vote in the midterm…

Melanie Griffith is not impressed.