“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”

Settle down. All religions have oppressive shit baked in, and I agree that none of that is good. But there are many ways to relate to a religious system personally and culturally, and you don’t get to say for other people that the way they do religion/feminism is wrong because that ancient bullshit exists in their…

Wait, you mean you learned more from a 15 minute conversation with (gasp!) another female, than you did in an entire semester with this esteemed asshat? (I really need to invent a font called sarcasm).

I was LITERALLY singing “Put Your Dick Away” on the way into work this morning. She is hi-larious.

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