San Francisco values.

That’s not “rich guilt,” It’s empathy. Schumer “feels” she has no choice, but she knows she does. She choses to tip well because she can relate.

Pizza is my favorite part of the sedar. We always leave a combo slice for Elija.

I can only read that in Lisa Simpson’s voice.

Sacrebleu!

Wha??? A French designer stole an aesthetic from an African (In fucking Dakar, no less) and took credit for it? Unpresidented! Inconceivable! Fetch my smelling salts!!

I am also staring you for your username.

Hi. Californiana here. This idea is hella stupud. It will be better for everyone if we lead the resistance.

His whole argument was that secularism is a fundamental aspect of modern French culture so all overt displays of religion are offensive. When I pointed out that his nun bullshit is magical thinking based in religious belief and it undermines his point he lost it. That was when he started ranting about terrorists and…

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I was having pizza and tequila recently when a Frenchman struck up a conversation with me about how offensive it is for women to wear hijab. I asked him about Jewish women who keep their heads covered, and he claimed that is also offensive. Then I asked him about nuns, and he screamed about how that is completely…

I’m a dancer. This makes me sick to my stomach.

OMG, I know, right? How callous of everyone not to show more sympathy for all of the stuff that was lost.

“The police hearing about it second hand”

That’s a more diplomatic way than I would have said it.

The one example of appropriation that really offends me is that one midieval cult that stole one of the holy books, discarded the rest, added their own schtick, used it all to justify a bunch of general assholery, and have the chutzpah to claim a shared heritage/belief system.

We already do that. We have the privilege of paying an 8.75% sales tax so that everyone can chip in to help suppliment those tax breaks. It's truly a community effort.

He also isn’t on the $20 bill.

I got the joke. I got this one, too.

I actually fantasize about that. Not the race war part so much as just the army of Beyoncés part.