I appreciate your thought process here. DRINK VODKA. FOR YOUR HEALTH.

"This is an anomaly. This is not what our police officers do"

This is a patently false statement.


Surely, no true Scotsman would do such a thing.

The rape was reported on Oct. 31. Results of the rape kit came back on Feb. 10

What if you start shooting at another person with a gun and its another concealed carry person like you trying to "help"? What if the bad guy grabs a human shield? What if they are drugged or suicidal and just walk toward you shooting? Killing a person is harder than you think. What if you miss and get a person…

Worst case, you die, but give others a chance to escape.

Some of the best bacon comes off the face.

I loves me some cracklins too!

I'm just thinking of all that lovely crispy sticky skin. Nom nom!

Cooked down, rendered and made in to head cheese tacos is the shit.

On a complete side note, the first story made me think of the time I was living in a house with all guys in college and they were pretty reasonably disgusting human beings. One used to cut his toenails in the living room and put the clippings in a dirty coffee mug, and just leave them there.

PS: I googled "bad picture of Lupita Nyong'o" and this is all I got

Some people have natural charisma, even in pictures. She is definitely one of them.

You wear the hell out of those bright colors, friend. Do it for those of us who cannot. We salute you.

Love,
A pasty girl who gave up on neon yellow and fuchsia long, long ago.

Bright colors just look wonderful on dark skin. And I say this as someone of Lupita's shade who often gets complemented when I wear them :)

*diiiiieeeeessssss*

Y'all need to stop pretending that if some richie rich offered you 500K to fly you to Austria and come to a high-falutin' party with him, you'd wouldn't go in a goddamn heartbeat. You're not going to this party because you're super morally superior to a Kardashian, you're not going because nobody asked you.

Yeah, don't want to spare any sympathy for someone who had to deal with a bunch of assholes all night, so just reduce her to a population you also can't spare any sympathy for.

To take a job as an escort and then be surprised that it is awkward, skeezy or shady is stupid.

Being hired as an escort doesn't make it OK to be harassed.

if you payed me 500,000 i would go to a dumb party with you. seems like an easy decision to me