As someone with a grackle tattoo (that's my shoulder up there) I feel inclined to challenge you to a duel.

The tattoo in my avatar is of a grackle. Fuck you, united airlines.

Probably not as hurtful as cleaning and painting a four-bedroom apartment by yourself was on your arms.

Oh man. I recognize from your comment that you must have had a pretty serious problem and I'm glad you're doing better now, but the puke sink would have resulted in a gaslighting had I been your roommate. But I wasn't, so I can just say LOL GROSSSSSS :)

shower, but it's only appropriate for the most excruciating of hangovers.

You're right. You win. JFC. If I saw someone THROW A CAT at the muthafuckin' ceiling I might go into a rage blackout and wake up with someone's entrails in my hands.

JESUS. That might be grosser than the pee towel.

Wine works too! They LOVE wine.

PEE TOWEL OH MY GOD NO

Why an "R"????

Or maybe she was afraid of violent retaliation by meth heads. Get off your high horse.

Aren't they getting divorced now?

This picture does not help all those rumors that Will Smith is gay.

Yes. Join me in a beautiful union of our deep fried souls.

I like to think of myself as the human equivalent of an onion ring.

wish someone woulda told me that

IT'S NOT TOO LATE

All of these stories are warming the cold, dead cockles of my frozen heart :3