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From now on, I shall refer to all farts as "nosecrimes." I thank you, good sir/madam, for the addition to my already extensive butt-related vocabulary

Is it weird to think that's kind of cool/want to poop orange just once to see what it's like? Asking for a friend.

I interpreted it as you side-eyeing her to see if her baby was legitimate. It appears I overreacted. My b!

It kinda came off as "is this child a bastard" though. That's how I took it.

Cute! Love the little fascinator.

Why the fuck does that matter?

Well, that was a little pedantic, but at least you fronted that! :)

Seat belt pillows! Your mom sounds adorable :3

AH! Jeremy Irons! I couldn't remember who it was...

I mean, I'm white, so I'm definitely not an expert in spotting racism, but I don't think that's racist, nor do I think of Scar as the "black" lion. Not that this is definitive, but wasn't he voiced by Alan Rickman (maybe)?

It's not the poop itself, it's the delivery system. For chrissakes, through your NOSE????? What, no shit sandwich?

dude, I am not even mad about fecal transplants, but FUCK NO will I let it come in through my motherfucking NOSE

AHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK

this is the worst thing i've ever read.

Oooooh, what's a honey moon??

Ugh! Hate Hingis. Always such a shitty attitude.