*sigh* oh, Ellie.

I sort of wish he'd been Haymitch.

Congrats? Wasn't talking about you. Was talking about hot video man.

Mmm, absolutely. All of those things are true. But weirdly, the thing that I found most attractive was his voice. It's so...pleasant.

"Now, if I looked like Kate Beckinsale and was a famous Hollywood celebrity, I would probably spend my days getting wasted and my nights snorting coke off of Michael Fassbender's abs, but to each their own."

BOOM. Validation.

It's amazing, truly, that I can watch an awesome video like that and come out of it fixated on the fact that the hot man is single.

Hahaha yeah it was weird to go from "ooh you're adorable in a hot smart man way" to "AH you're adorable now because you're 12!"

Thank you. That was exactly what I was saying. I think he's adorable.

Yep, I was saying he's attractive and outs himself as single, which means I have a chance. Sweet zombie Jesus, people.

Single, eh?

Hahaha that's a good one! I'll have to add it to my repertoire. I always insert my cat's name or one of her many nicknames into song lyrics when I serenade her.

Hmm...so normal people wait until they are drunk to do this...

BOOM.

She's the only person I can think of who would actually pull them off.

I have done my good deed for the day.

Yes, Christian. The "modern" version of the classic, sleek, minimalistic glass slipper is totally a tacky, bedazzled, drunken-decision-butterfly-tattooed stripper shoe. It looks like it was made by Kirk's Folly. For those of you who have yet to know of the delightful eye-bleeding insanity that is Kirk's Folly:…

If you replace "punchable" with "sit-on-able" then I agree completely!

Haha yes! Thanks for that. I, too, majored in English and 33 always = Jesus. I believe I first learned that from William Faulkner.