I don't have the slightest idea how to nominate people for COTD in this new system, but if I did I would nominate you.

Is it just me or is that "Spice Racks" joke not even remotely funny enough to use once, let alone the 6 or so times it's been used in the last 2 weeks.

This is the true sign of the Gawkerpocalypse.

Maybe make him a leather dog collar or lead with the tools he's sending you? This man sounds amazing.

"Kim Kardashian's not opposed to plastic surgery in her future." Ha...Ha Ha...Ha...

Exactly what I was thinking. The tone of the introduction to this open thread seems more than a little disingenuous.

Please point out this alleged "freaking out." This whole discussion is laughable. I didn't know the woman wasn't an actor. How difficult is it to point it out and move on?

It's a joke.

Oh, fucking please. I'm sorry I don't have the time to do research on every actor/non-actor that appears in a PSA. I didn't say she was ditsy or stupid, just that she was acting that way. Drop the theatrics.

How in the world would I ever have known that this woman was not an actor?

I'm pretty sure that person isn't a troll, just someone who is overly worked up about a comment on the internet. But yeah, It's probably best to just ignore everyone at this point.

I really don't like this ad for reasons I can't fully pin down. The way the woman is acting so...ditsy...and stupid. It's like "women are so dumb and are going to kill everyone with their frivolity." And the intensity of the surprise ending is a bit emotionally manipulative. Also, I've never put makeup on in the car.

Hah, thanks. Good to know.

Does anyone else remember Jez doing an article on this guy before? He's awesome, and totally deserves multiple articles, but I want to know if I'm going crazy or not.

Or she could be asexual! Or it could not matter at all because she's supposed to be pretty young and why is that important anyway? I like the idea of gay kids and adolescents being able to identify with a character because she isn't explicitly heterosexual, but it sort of annoys me that her sexuality is even being…

THOU SHALT NOT JAILBREAK, FOR THOU SHALT VOID THY WARRANTY AND INCUR THE WRATH OF JOBS!

Haha I wrote the shit stains comment. And just so we're clear, that isn't because I think she's a slut. It's because she appears to be rubbing her anus on a door frame.

Eh, I see all hack-shaming on Terry Richardson and one gross comment from someone who isn't a Jez regular. Reporting to trollpatrol.

THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S ANDROID.