Correction: everyone is getting married except you and me.

Where can I get that shirt?

Oh that's really cool that there's an app! That sounds like so much fun. When I finally get a nice phone I'll have to look into that.

I like being called Jezzers.

Ooh that reminds me! Just a few days ago I walked into a room and a fucker that looked exactly like this one was staring at me from the top of the door frame. Guess what kind of spider this is? It's a Brown Recluse. Guess what it wasn't doing? Being fucking reclusive. It was the size of a half dollar. I was horrified.

I think Penny is a lady designer as well, if you're looking for more of them!

I've always wanted to go geocaching! What sort of things have you found/left at the geocaching spots? Also, what sort of GPS do you use?

I'm an amateur archer! : )

Yeah, it just seems like one of those situations in which both parties were hoping/expecting the other party to say or ask a certain thing and neither did so both of you are left to stew in uncertainty and insecurity, questioning each other's motives. That was a convoluted sentence. This happens a lot in my…

They don't creep me out, but they do cause me an extreme level of vicarious embarrassment. They are super dorky and awkward.

YAY!

Yes, sort of. I already drank too much at dinner and have cut myself off, but I'm definitely tipsy. Ugh, I'm an embarrassment.

Promoting is like saying "I like this comment and think it contributes to the discussion/is funny/etc." Approving is a much bigger deal. Only starred commenters can see unapproved comments, which show up in pink. It is a big deal because once we approve them we are allowing their comments to show up in grey, instead…

"there's something about a monster you can DO something about that makes it better"

Unsolicited advice:

She spared no expense.

He is sooooo cute. I just want to keep a tiny Anderson in my pocket.

Wow, that is so...depressing. I mean, it's cool for your cousin and maybe he will stick with it and the investment will be a good one. It's depressing because I have a decent second hand bow, but it will probably take me so long before I'm able to afford my own "real bow."

Haha I like you.

I see this being incredibly awkward. Picture this: you like the way one bag smells, so you find out whose bag it is. You find this good-smelling person incredibly unattractive. Do you then have to say "Oh never mind. I really like the way you smell but not the way you look." Or are you obligated to go on a date? What…