This makes me incredibly happy.

I am so jealous of your tiny praying mantis.

- God, the Biebs is so endearing in that clip! I have to remember that despite wanting to pinch he's cheeks, he's a fundie anti-choicer.

This was exactly my reaction. I couldn't figure out what the fuck it meant and then suddenly it dawned on me and I wanted to stab my brain.

At first I laughed, like "what in the fuck is a chocolate starfish?" and then I realized and was like "OH NO SHE FUCKING DIDN'T."

I started reading this and thought "wow, who would be so cynical and snarky and just plain mean about a story about people doing nice things for others" and scrolled up and went "oh yeah, duh."

Damn, and I thought $400 would be absurdly expensive... Thanks for letting me know!

You are awesome.

I know exactly what the scanners do and have been through them many times. My naked body is being exposed to a stranger against my will. It doesn't matter to me that it is an image of my body. The thought of it makes me shake. You can nit pick about my word choice all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that it…

Came back to add this after reading some of the comments:

Same. Even the naked scanners make me feel a sickeningly familiar type of violated. When I'm waiting for security you can be sure I am desperately scanning and analyzing which agents are more likely to send me through the naked scanner or just let me pass through the metal detector like a normal non-sadist. Sometimes…

"I'm pretty sure the TSA employees are capable of finding ACTUAL pornography to masturbate to at work. They don't need a blurry hologram of your ghost-junk."

OH HAI.

Someone else in a recent GBU wore that dragonfly belt. Any chance anyone knows where it's from? I'm sure that it's like $400 but I'm going to hope against hope that it's from Target, or something.

"Rachel McAdams prefers "flawed" men."

Hahaha I don't think a lot of people are but when you do see it it's like OH SHIT.

This comment is amazing.

I have trouble paying attention to hair and cheekbones when viewing this picture...

Careful! Staring at a basilisk of that size has been known to cause instant death!

MOAR TINY OTTERS.