Hahaha what is that from? And I was referring to his junk, which I'm surprised is something different from Jon Hamm's John Ham.

Oh no...none of us have any idea what it is Jennifer Westfeldt sees in Jon Hamm...

GAH! Glitches preventing me from sharing Jon Hamm's salami...

You can have him as long as I can be there to comfort her (with my bosoms) through the fallout. Unfortunately she doesn't appear to swing my way.

That's because so many people use criticism of Israel as veil for anti-Semitism. A stranger once berated me for being a "Zionist Satan-worshipper" solely because I'm Jewish, despite the fact that I'm not pro-Israel. Anti-Semitic people hold onto their anti-Israelism like a talisman, because it allows them some claim…

Bieber has a Jesus tattoo (maybe more than one, I don't know) and no one says anything, of course.

I can't figure out what makes me more happy - Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg or Jason Segel and Michelle Williams. I've seen Joanna live and she is the loveliest, most talented, humble, and passionate musician. One of the best concerts of my life. She's also quite funny! Andy Samberg, I might be a little in love with…

The horrifying part is that he's not weird/crazy looking. So one could end up talking to/going on a date with someone like this and not knowing that they are batshit insane. I'm grateful that this tattoo artist allowed this man to permanently broadcast the crazy so that all of us know to BACK THE FUCK UP.

Oops, should have scrolled down. I see Jen too.

That looks more like Jennifer Aniston than it does Miley.

I wasn't really remarking on either of their personalities, just that they look very similar. That's fascinating that you dated him, and even more fascinating that you agree with Moss.

I didn't know who Abby Elliot was because I don't watch SNL much so I googled her and Fred Armisen certainly has a type.

I love that that second point was important enough to you that you replied to yourself. And it is very important.

Ahahaha omg I will now be using "useful male" as much as possible for the rest of my life.

Obviously this is a giant marketing fail due to not calling them "mandles."

Um, are you sure you're not thinking of the...*horf*...used thong hair tie?

Oohh lawd. That man.

You know, I think that "boy wonder" is the absolute perfect epithet for James Deen.

Why is she under the fitted sheet?

Whaaaat? What are these rumors? This makes me so sad. I love him.