Perfect, Dodai. Just, perfectly summarized. This is gross.

Just because you can't see the ads doesn't mean they can't see you! They know you're Chritter!

Wow, that's creepy as hell. I'm completely enslaved to facebook due to having friends and family all over the country (and really, the world) so I can't bring myself to delete it but yeesh. Talk about disconcerting.

So the Bing ad on this post says "GIRLONFIRE, be among the first to experience a new, more social way to search."

Oh god. That would be tough for me. My ex made fun of my undying love for them and after our relationship went down the shitter I vowed never to date a Radiohead hater again.

She's 24 years old.

"Producers wouldn't dare film a documentary without Posh Spice, because that would be like trying to summon Captain Planet with only four rings, i.e. impossible."

Oooh interesting...

I'm incredibly attracted to older men so I think you should go for it. Yeah, being older means there's a higher likelihood of an STI, but it also means a higher likelihood of knowing what the fuck he is doing in bed. That is one of the things that is sooo appealing to me about older men. Just be safe and have fun!

OH GOD Jane and Mr. Rochester. Ugh, the tension in that book is pornographic for me. I wish the Victorians weren't such prudes so I could read an actual sex scene with those two because the power play would be so delicious. I'm sure there are fanfics out there but I know if I read them I would just be disappointed if…

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You must live under my old neighbors. They jackhammered for what seemed like forever. I don't know how he didn't jackhammer his way right through her.

Picking the best song off of Kid A would be like Sophie's Choice for me. Although sometimes when I'm really drunk you might find me admitting to liking Morning Bell a leeeetle bit more than the others (shhh don't tell them!).

Where did you get that glass? I like it!

You are me. Wow. I would reverse the order based on how much I love them, but those are mine exactly.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???!!!

I LOVE those gummy burgers!

Haha sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who loves circus peanuts.

How to Disappear Completely - Radiohead

Yes, exactly. I'm in a not so great situation in my relationship as well, and it's so hard not to break down and just stop functioning. We can get through it.