Hah, me too. It gets embarrassing when I do talk to people in real life and don't know how to pronounce half of my vocabulary.

Er...he wasn't on Drake and Josh. He was a child actor, but not on Drake and Josh.

Yeah, I think that anything with that much fluid swapping and queef potential can't really ever be called "magical."

I have been all about the porn stache lately. It's so hard to strike the right balance, but there are some hipster guys who really pull it off. I think it looks good on Zac! I wish his name wasn't spelled like that, though.

Ahahahahaha yes! Every coffee post should be turned into a dig at Folgers. Nominating this for COTD.

Wow. Dude, seriously??

I still haven't heard it! I kind of want to go youtube it now. Should I or no?

Hugo is the new Goatse.

Ha! I'm glad you posted this. It was SO windy and I was wearing a dress and walking around while holding it down, which I'm sure looked extremely classy. I never see any other women doing this and I always wonder why it's just me who can't get a handle on things, so I'm glad I wasn't the only one flashing everyone on…

Ugh, yes! That scene in his fantasy where she is only wearing the trench coat which is strategically just covering her nipples. I felt so fucking weird!

So most of us have that friend with whom you've always had a little unresolved sexual tension, right?

OH GOD. THE PAW.

Yes, please. Seconding this request. For science. Or for a friend. Er...for my friend Science.

I just realized that I saw Megan Draper's boobies in Hot Tub Time Machine (don't judge me, I was bored and it was on Netflix). I feel weird about it.

Can I just say that I think it's super awesome/hilarious that what, like, a few weeks? after you started that blog you started seeing ACP and hitting it off? The universe working in mysterious ways and all.

My advice:

Blah, blah, haters gonna hate. You can pin WHATEVER YOU WANT on pinterest. It doesn't pressure you to be domestic, it helps you organize ANYTHING you are interested. Literally, anything. I have a board dedicated to beautiful men. I have a board dedicated to beer. Just because people make boards for domestic things…

I can't even deal with how much I want him.

I got to the part about male bakers and was distracted by thoughts of Josh Hutcherson.

Can we just stop telling women what to wear? I generally don't like strapless gowns as well. But there are some out there that I've thought were incredibly beautiful, and there are some women who look incredibly beautiful in them. I watch Say Yes to the Dress a lot, and saying strapless is "universally unflattering"…