Or the fact that her "mess" appears to be artfully scattered records and books on an otherwise spotless carpet? Barf.

This is fascinating. I wonder if, when they figure out what is going on here, they can harness the rocks' powers for good and make some handy new type of firestarter for building fires.

I'm going to barf everywhere.

"Courntey Stodden recreates Bo Derek's hair-braided, gold-swimsuited run."

I'm glad I never saw that. I hadn't heard of him until he signed up to be Peeta, and was thankfully of age. It's bad enough that every time I google him in search of more sexy pictures all of these photos from when he was a kid turn up.

That Jennifer Lawrence spread bummed the hell out of me. Actually, there are a few of them.

You have the raddest avatar in the history of avatars.

JOSH HUTCHERSSSONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, Viggo...

My kitty could be a plus sized model.

Wow. So do I.

"When you have sex with someone, part of your soul goes into them."

Aw! Was one of them Donovanesque? I know y'all are friends and I miss her so.

Nose, yes. Top of paws, yes. But I'm all about head kisses.

Right back atcha, chritterfur!

I shall call it Yarn Theory!

One of the great mysteries of the universe. Like dark matter. Maybe cat barf is the real dark matter. There is always great discrepancy between the amount they appear to consume and the amount they project onto the most expensive furniture available. They are creating barf out of nothing and this is responsible for…

This is one of my favorite things on the entire internet. Thank you for reminding me of that!

Today was my first month and I hated what I got. I'm actually really jealous you got the shampoo and conditioner. I wanted to try that stuff. I got the same nail polish, some face cream, perfume and a shitty headband. I was so bummed. I don't use face cream!!

Hm, they do tend to have a lot of short dresses but I've found that I can easily avoid ordering them if I pay attention to the length measurement in the item details. What I do is I measure the length of the shortest dress I own that I'm comfortable wearing (not very short), and anything that is longer than that is…