I don't get why the article focuses on Asians only, and Jews are only an afterthought. Is the phenomenon more pronounced with Asians? I'd also like to know exactly how much I could get for my Jew eggs, please.

She was at a layover? Clearly she was not "too fat to fly" if she got to her layover!

Oh Kimmy. We all know what the true Eau de Kardashian would be if someone hadn't beat them to the punch.

OMG I remember Atoosa! And yeah, she totally would have.

Oh my god, I think I'm in love with you.

Thanks everyone! I hope if I actually do get cotd everyone can contribute their own part of the adventure.

Slut Lyfe 4 Evah!

No I didn't! I had no idea there was a moving one. I think the one that traumatized me was a regular old billboard.

Haha thanks! I think everyone else should contribute theirs as well! Keep the adventure going. Eventually it ends in this (see image).

I always thought the coppertone girl was weird, even when I was really young. I was a very shy little girl and I specifically remember seeing a large billboard of the iconic scene and ruminating on how embarrassing it would be for that to actually happen.

My god, this has such brilliant potential. It could be like a "choose your own adventure" book.

Say what you will, if I had money I'd be first in line. Also, I don't really understand why this is, but even though everyone says it's so common I almost never see it on other women my age and size at the pool/beach. I'm really pale, so any fat or cellulite I have looks even worse. I'd do a lot to be able to wear…

Um, I'm not sure! I know I'm not allowed to. I don't know if I have very accommodating managers or if they've been instructed not to say anything as well, but they never do.

Yes! I'm pretty sure they do! Don't they end up together in Eternal Sunshine? I really can't remember any of these movies well, but I think they do. Although, I always liked when Clementine says this: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl…

"Aquascutum" sounds so disgusting. I can't even figure out what it sounds like. Some kind of bug or STD or something. It gives me the heebie jeebies.

I'm not certain why the Manic Pixie Dream whatever had to "breeze out." They end up together in Garden State, and it's still just as obnoxious. I think the point of the MPDG is that they are two-dimensional with weird "quirks" acting as a stand-in for personality, and that they seem to have no reason for existing…

I feel really vicariously embarrassed for Deanna Gerwin. I mean, doing all that shit is one thing, but being in articles about it? You know she's going to get a lot of shit for it.

Oh my god...

The picture on the right in the main image looks like they put on the press-on nails backwards. In fact, I think that's what they did. Someone should hook Ann Romney and that eagle swimsuit up. Also, I really, really love that half orange/half pink lipstick look. It would never work in real life and never on me, but…

JOSH HUTCHERSSSSSSONNNNNNN!!!!