OH GOD. I have issues with him as a person, but good lord Fassy would be perfect for this.

The shirt is hideous and the price is obscene, but please, let's not start critiquing her fashion choices. Wingnuts do that all the time to the FLOTUS and it's unfair and obnoxious.

That's a fantastic idea! Thanks.

I know! I'm not the biggest fan of their clothing, to be honest, but this whole thing had me seriously considering seeing if I can shop there for other things, like socks and other necessary items that don't need to be fashionable.

Haha I get the impression that JCP was maybe kind of a little bit trolling them with this one. Which I think is fucking awesome.

What the fuck does this even mean?

I'd disagree with NoFrank because I do know that men have self-esteem issues as well. I think the problem lies in the way that many men are encouraged by society to believe that they are entitled to beautiful women without any regard to what they themselves look like.

I watched because I thought that the swimsuit in the magazine HAD to be photoshopped. I'm amazed to see that apparently it wasn't.

My boobs aren't that big! They're small Cs/large Bs. I don't know how it works, it just does! It also lifts them which gives me even more glowing/vibrating cleavage. Nope, never gonna stop.

Haha! You're already hearted as well. I think there have been many times when I have wanted to re-heart you.

I put it down the front. Like, it sits horizontally in the front against the underside of the front of my breasts. The front strap in between the cups, the underwire, and the pressure from my boobs squishing it against the phone all work together to make it super secure. I didn't realize people put it down the side of…

YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I WILL NEVER STOP!

I agree with you, but I don't think the answer is to segregate names as male and female, but rather get rid of the gendering of names entirely. Why give a child a name that you believe is rigidly gendered toward a gender that s/he may not even identify with further down the line? How do you know Jessica Simpson didn't…

What the fuck site am on on? Seriously, people, you know we need feminism when people are still giving a shit if a name is a "boy name" or a "girl name."

As the owner of an androgynous (male-leaning) first name, I disagree with you completely. I love it!

Me too! I love when people call and I answer and they say "is MISTER myname there?" And I say "she's speaking to you."

I audibly sighed when I first thought of it.

OH GOD.

The idea of eating sushi off of anyone's body is icky to me. I don't want my raw fish touching someone's bacteria-infested body. I feel like only desserts should be consumed off of people's bodies. Like chocolate-covered strawberries off of Jon Hamm...

HAHAHA I looooooooooove that their way of making him seem more relatable is by saying that he joked about engaging in the most stereotypical rich white person acting like an asshole trope - firing the help. How is this shit even real life?