Or they will KILL YOU!!!

This American (so, grain of salt) thinks his Australian sounded a bit...off. But still, super fucking impressive.

Replying to promote! :)

Thank, Jez, for reminding me just how creepy I am for being in love with Josh Hutcherson when he can't even buy booze. *hangs head in shame*

I don't know if you realize, but this is MARA WILSON! She was Matilda! Yes! Please hire her!!

Wow, I thought I couldn't be more excited about the fact that this was written by Mara Wilson and then she used scare quotes around "Men's Rights Activists" and my fangirl heart exploded.

Oh, I'm not talking about that even. If someone punched a wall when they were angry with me (or their significant other) I would consider calling the police. That, to me, is a threat. I'm talking about men who express frustration or anger physically for no apparent reason. I've witnessed many men punching walls when…

Hahaha exactly! Thank dog I never went through a Rand phase but I did go through the "read ALL the articles" on wikipedia about serial killers phase and a "libertarian" phase (literally like 1 weekend).

I think that all three of the theories presented in this article are pretty unfounded and based in generalizations about female desire and behavior. Most people I know are at least to some degree fascinated by serial killers and sociopaths, mainly because they represent the absolute peak of human cruelty. I myself am…

I always liked facial hair so maybe that's what did it for me. Mmm.

How is Jon Hamm this perfect? He is sex personified. I am also a little perturbed by how much I want to bone Pete Campbell.

All this makes me think is "it would be really cool if I were this pretty because then I would look good without makeup as well."

I dunno, Hillary Clinton is pretty sweet but I prefer Hillary Clinto.

He's amazingly hot. It's not just you. I love a man with a bit of a belly.

Poor Jason Segel. I get the impression he must have serious body-image issues. I know he has a self-depricating sense of humor but he's taking it a bit too far in a "joking but not really" sort of way. It doesn't mean anything to him, and clearly you can't fix your self-image issues based on what others think, but I…

ME TOO.

Oh, honey, don't you know that "you are in my prayers" isn't actually a nice thing? It almost never means "I'm praying for something good to happen to you." It's "I'm saying that I'm praying for you because I want you to know that I think you're going to hell, but I want to seem like a nice person even though I think…

YES! Thank you! I see this all the time but I never would have been able to articulate this in the way that you just did. I see it when arguing with people about being sexist/misogynistic. It's like, they just "know" in their hearts that they aren't racist/sexist/misogynistic/homophobic/etc. and they can't talk about…

It might've turned into a boob thread if you hadn't already played the trump card. You gotta save the best for last, lady!

Should they be allowed? I think the more important question is WHY IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK WOULD THEY WANT TO???